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    spowers454
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    Shy guy

    Post by spowers454 on Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:45 pm

    A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
    She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
    After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
    To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"
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    Driving Drunk

    Post by spowers454 on Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:53 pm

    A man was out, driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night. Before too long, a cop pulled him over.

    The policeman walked up to the man and asked, "Have you been drinking, sir?"

    "Why? Was I weaving all over the road?"

    "No," replied the policeman, "you were driving splendidly. It was the really ugly girl in the passenger seat that gave you away."
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    Re: Shy guy

    Post by MRNASTYONE on Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:47 pm

    LOL, are you sure that is a joke or did that happen to you Laughing
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    Re: Shy guy

    Post by spowers454 on Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:26 pm

    Ummmm I plead the 5th lmao. I have the right not to incrimiate myself by admitting to an ugly chick

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