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    spowers454
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    Christmas Cop

    Post by spowers454 on Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:42 am

    On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.

    The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

    The kid said, "Yeah."

    The cop said, "Well, next year, tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike."

    The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.

    The kid took the ticket.

    Before he rode off he said, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

    Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."

    The kid said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
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    Re: Christmas Cop

    Post by spowers454 on Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:51 am

    How to get to heaven on Christmas


    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

    "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

    The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.

    "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

    The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

    Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

    The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "'And just what do those symbolize?"

    The man replied, "These are Carol's."

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