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    SilverMama16

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    Bikers

    Post by SilverMama16 on Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:38 am

    A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door. She proclaims "I want to join your biker club."

    The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join. So the biker asks her "You have a bike?"

    The little old lady says "Yea, that's my Harley over there" and points to a Harley parked in the driveway.

    The biker asks her "Do you smoke?"

    The little old lady says "Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool."

    The biker is impressed and asks "Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?"

    The little old lady says "No, never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."

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